Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
This week I most certainly did not go out at 10 pm to buy footless tights the night before my cousins wedding. I am always much more prepared than that. I also did not completely forget to buy them a card or gift. At least I remembered my bible so I could do the reading that of course I had practiced ahead of time, you know, the the car on the way to the wedding.
And I certainly would never feed my children cheese and apples for lunch because we really did not have anything else in the house. And I would never feed them Annie's mac and cheese 3 times in a week and justify it by saying that it's "organic" and therefore it must be healthy. And I would never lie and tell my daughter that that package of cookies on the table? Well, it's empty. Just don't pick it up and shake it. Oh, that's okay, you don't need to put it in the trash honey. Mommy will take care of it.....
I never ever forget that my children haven't bathed in 5 days or that I haven't washed my diapers in a week and that's the reason my son has no cloth diapers to wear today forcing me to use disposables all day long. And I certainly never let my kids run around in pajama's all day and justify that by saying that it's cold in my house and pajama's are just that must warmer than regular clothes. And I get dressed every single morning by 8am. Really. Or. Maybe not.